The Penis Problem

I know this is a family blog and all ... so the mere mention of a penis seems wrong! However, I need some help!!!

Since I have only recently become the mother of a little boy, I have no idea what to do with this little guy's penis. I'm not used to caring for it and I'm certainly not used to diapering it. The result? He's had a ton of pee-pee accidents, three of which have been in our bed. This morning alone he soaked himself in our bed and then after changing him and redressing him ... he did it in his crib! I was informed yesterday that I need to be pointing his penis down, but I thought I did that this morning and the results weren't what I expected.

Any suggestions? Is there a certain brand of diapers that work better on boys? Help!!!!!